| How to Clean your Fridge BUTFIRST and 10 REASONS |
| My experience with getting strange NEW odors out of my fridge: I pride myself on a clean,shiny fridge.Clean up spills as they occur so the smell was a bit daunting. First,I removed everything. Nothing smelled bad when removed. Any old frozen stuff was trashed. Then I took some CREST toothpaste and brushed the interior really well to a minty shine ;) Then I rinsed it with warm,sudsy water. ~then,I did the Baking soda wash and again rinsed with warm water,this is fridge and freezer. Then I put fresh coffee,not perked in a small bowl. I also placed a little glass container with orange and vanilla extract in the center of the fresh coffee in the small bowl. The odor in fridge is gone,replaced with coffee,vanilla,orange aroma's. The freezer is still working on it. A bowl with coffee and above mentioned odor relievers is sitting in the freezer also. Now,on to my keyboard. First unplug from the USB port or other connection. Then soak keyboard in a solution of 409. Dry,and then brush with minty fresh CREST toothpaste. Haha Just kidding on this one... I will just shine her up with a cloth and Computer Endust :)) Written by "zimba" Cynthia Martz-Rivera 2003-2011 |
| Written by~ Rita Mullin and Jack Huber If you're still not sure you want to quit, with our tongues firmly in our cheeks, we've come up with the top ten reasons to keep smoking. 10. That lighter comes in handy for birthday candles. 9. Your ex-spouse wanted you to quit and you won't give him/her the satisfaction. 8. The occasional holes in your clothes give you a needed excuse to shop 7. Philip Morris needs that money more than you do. 6. Those extra wrinkles give you that "mature" look. 5. The smell on your coat makes it easy to pick it out of a pile at a party. 4. If not for the smoking you'd be perfect, and nobody likes a perfect person. 3. If your sense of smell came back you'd have to do something about that litter box. 2. You wouldn't get any exercise at all if you didn't run outside the building every hour for a cigarette. 1. That rattle when you breathe reassures you that you're still alive. |
| I'm writing you to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with a very serious condition and there's no hope I will ever get over it. It may be hereditary as well. The scientific world is frantically searching for a cure. This is an ailment many of us suffer from and may not as yet have been diagnosed. However, now you may be able to discuss it with your loved ones and try to explain what really happened to you all those times you tried so hard to accomplish something and didn't. It's called "Butfirst Syndrome."It's like when I decide to do the laundry, I start down the hall and notice the newspaper on the table. Okay, I'm going to do the laundry, Butfirst I'm going to read the newspaper. After that, I notice the mail Butfirst I'll look through that pile of mail and see if there are any bills to be paid. Now where's the checkbook? Oops!There's the empty glass from yesterday on the coffee table.I'm going to look for that checkbook, Butfirst I need to put the glass in the sink. I head for the kitchen, look out the window, notice my poor flowers need a drink, see the remote for the TV on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here? I'll just put it away, Butfirst I need to water those plants. Head for door and Ack! Stepped on the cat. Cat and birds need to be fed. Okay, I'll put that remote away and water the plants. Butfirst I need to feed the cat. At the end of day: Laundry is not done newspapers are still on the floor glass is still in the sink bills are unpaid checkbook is still missing and the cat chewed the remote control. AND, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done all day, I'm baffled, because I KNOW I was BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this condition is serious....and I should get help Butfirst I think I'll read all my e-mail. ~UNKNOWN~ |
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| Ten Reasons to Keep Smoking |
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